id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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