Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
