is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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