winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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