I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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