Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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