i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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