VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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