i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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