Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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