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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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