put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize