sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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