i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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