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We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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