I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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