ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
