Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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