I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I touched a dick in church today
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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