My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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