Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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