so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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