So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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