barbara walters just said penis...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
