their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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