Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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