it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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