Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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