Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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