I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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