why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I cockslap morals
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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