If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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