i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
oh god the rape fog is back!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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