Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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