I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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