i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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