apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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