Yo dont text me then not text me
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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