So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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