it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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