Pappa wants mamma naked
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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