my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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