Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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