so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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