is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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