I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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