Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
only you would photoshop your dick
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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