so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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