she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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