I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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