Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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