i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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