Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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