One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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