So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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