My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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